le cafard looked around and saw ding dong near by. midgie smalls, always intimidated and/or suspicious of other males in a 5 mile radius planned his moves carefully. he snuck up behind me, and wrapped his arms around me in a giant bear hug, lifting me off the ground.
ding dong pouted and walked away. i am now receiving the silent treatment from ding dong.
lesson for guys: do not take the actions of other annoying dudes out on the female receiver of those actions.
cute-evil.
not all cute things are good.
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