who knew leprechauns tasted like delicious coconut, corn syrup, and chocolate? mmmm the 3 main "C's" in my diet...
in other random observations, i saw a guy wearing a "johnson college" t-shirt today. has anyone heard of this school? does anyone know anything about it? why don't they just call it "dick school"?
in even more random news, i mentioned that i signed up for a wax... no joke, i decided to spend a few minutes during my lunch break to look up how long a wax treatment should last, which bought me to a wikipedia article. oh, naughty, devious wikipedia. you will get me fired. WHY OH WHY did you think i wanted to know about BIKINI WAXES?! all i know is... i innocently clicked a link to what i thought would answer my questions about getting waxed, but NO! my innocent eyes were traumatized by images of ladies in... various states of... naked girl parts! how am i supposed to explain to human resources? using company time to find naughty wikipedia articles. egads.
lesson for everyone: be careful what you google during your lunch break. and if you can't resist, be sure the chatty cathy with the periscope is nowhere to be found.
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