if only i were a mad scientist.

has anyone else seen this commercial?  holy moly that guy is cute!!  i'm sure i've seen him in other things, but go figure... the thing that sold me was the m&m commercial.  wow.  let's see him one more time.  gee whiz.

in other news, even though i am done with dating (at least for now), i am in LOOOOOOVE!  and i don't care who knows it!  just like this guy.  the link is borderline irritating, i apologize for that.  but i AM!  completely in love, that is!  everyone... i'd like you to meet teddie.

so delicious and never lets me down.  now... if only i were a mad scientist, and i had one of those machines for combining two things... i want a teddie peanut butter william levy.  oh gosh, even typing it is making me want to swoon... i'm glad i'm sitting down because my knees are weak right now.  don't judge me.  you know you'd eat a peanut butter willam levy.

lesson for guys: you may stand a chance if you cover yourself in peanut butter.  or chocolate.  perhaps nutella.  but don't use imitation stuff.  i'll know the difference, and will likely inflict one of the following on you:

• kick you in the shins
• flick you in the ear
• poke you in the eye like the stooge that you are

consider yourself warned.