you are easily amused.

i try to tell guys... that girl you're seeing?  with the fake eyebrows and crazy makeup?  she won't look that pretty in the morning.  but they never listen.  i try to tell them they are in for a nasty surprise.  a NASTY surprise.

and still they don't listen.  men can be such pigs.

or perhaps they're just oblivious nerds.

or perhaps they're just easily amused.

one this is for sure... most of them don't like a challenge.  many of them are downright lazy.

but i am seeing someone now.  i have not given up hope.  wish me luck.  if my luck continues to be bad, one of two things will happen... i'll either turn into a banshee:

or a rebel granny:

cross your fingers for me...

great news!

i found a new boyfriend!  he's super dreamy and takes me to do all the things i like to do.  

lesson to guys: stop it.  this is never a good idea.  ever.