ohhhhh, brad. i truly... do not... understand what makes guys think things are okay, or even a GOOD idea sometimes. just think... somewhere in the back of their brains, there's a little voice going: "yeah, yeah, say that, she'll like it... go for it, it's okay..." this approval system needs some tweaking. i know there are many kinds of women out there, but some things are never a good idea, regardless of the brand of lady. the same guys with these faulty approval systems are probably the same ones that came up with those heeled shoes with the weird ankle cuffs on them like these and movies like this or this.
side note: have you also noticed most guys are easily fooled? a lot of them are goofy for women with a lot of makeup; they can't comprehend that she MAY not look like that the morning after. i tried to warn a guy friend once about a girl who tweezed her eyebrows and drew them in. he didn't listen. i can still hear the shrill scream from miles away at the terror he woke up to. the awful look of constant surprise that comes from having no eyebrows, like some sort of terrible circus clown.
back to my original point... back on the kissing noise thing. a guy drives by and makes kissy noises out the window at me. it's only guys of a certain persuasion that do this. will someone please, please explain it to me? does that mean he wants to kiss me? is he trying to suck popcorn kernals out of his teeth, and happens to be doing it while looking in my direction? is he trying to call me over, like a horse? be the watson to my sherlock holmes, and i'll give the person who can explain this phenomenon a shiny penny or an all expense paid trip to their nearest grocery store. help me out.
lesson for guys: especially for those of you that are so smart - stop acting stupid.
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