to the ladies - i know that at times you may think that all of my brushes with near sweetness and romance may have made me bitter and jaded. it would be easy for me to stop believing in love, or fate, or common sense... or testosterone. or high iqs. but have no fear! i have not (totally) lost faith. i consider it a challenge. one day i will meet a man who is around my age, intelligent, sweet, funny, single, and stable. perhaps i would have better luck trying to find mr. t riding a unicorn or catching kate moss gorging herself on caramel cadbury eggs. or maybe even finding out that dick cheney has pictures of fuzzy, cuddly kittens hanging in his bathroom. but i will not give up! i will not become bitter! i will DARE TO DREAM! because we all know... a dream is a wish your heaaaaart maaaaaaaaaakes... when you're fast asleeeeeeeeeep... wish me luck though, because if i keep up with this hot streak that i'm on, i may end up like this lady.
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