cute-evil.

cute-evil.
not all cute things are good.

Wednesday

is "garlic" code for crack?

i have a horrible addiction that i am deeply ashamed of.  if i were catholic, i would tell the priest in confession.  i'll tell you, but you have to promise not to mock me.  ok.  ready?



it's these.  cheese and garlic croutons.  holy mother.  msg isn't on the list of ingredients, but something in that bag makes me wanna mow through these like a cow with cud.  a horse with oats.  some other farm animal with some other farm animal food.  stop laughing and shut up, i'm serious.  i have a serious problem with these.  and then they went on sale.  i'll need a fat scooter soon if i keep up at the pace i'm going.  if msg isn't in here, i figure one of these other ingredients must have some addictive property.  i need help, but i haven't found a "croutons anonymous" support group yet...  if i don't manage to quit, i'm pretty certain of my fate.

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