hello everyone... i have been MIA for so long because i had a good boyfriend. we broke up for a legitimate reason, but remained so very close... close to the point that perhaps i thought a reunion may happen someday. perhaps after i destroyed my bucket list. or became the bearded lady in the circus. or perhaps catch a leprechaun and teach him to make me white russians. alas... i have been given the brush-off. for the next ten years. i kid you not, my friends. talk about a burn. times infinity. the only thing that could make this worse? if he delivers this cake to my door. so while i'm not dating right now, you can expect more posts soon down the road as i dig into the deep recesses of my cobwebbed, addled brain for more remarkable stories. yeeeeehaw!
lesson to guys: assuring a girl that she will still not be right for you in ten years does not ease the sting of a break-up.
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