you look like you could use a hammer.

it's as unnatural as this strawberry.

a guy at work (we'll call him "toolbox") texted me, saying: "you need a hammer"?  i felt like i shouldn't respond, but couldn't resist.  "ummm... why?", i asked.  "no, i meant for work, do you need a hammer?".  i actually did, so i wrote back saying that i would definitely like one, if he was ordering.

the next day toolbox showed up with a hammer for me and a box of donut holes for one of the other girls in the office.  apparently, i look like a girl who could use a hammer.  other girls look like they could use delicious fried cake.

lesson for guys: no girl wants to feel like she looks like she "needs a hammer" more than delicious fried cake, smothered in sugar.